si vous avez besoin de parler à quelqu'un ce sit est fait

pour vous
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

voila si vous avez des réactions fait les savoirs

tres impressionant...

tu trouve aussi si tu veut tu peut lui demander de fair un petit geste lors de l'ouverture des seald a nothingham

Yves tu savait que dieu était démocrate toi moi non

sinon tu vien vendredi à la maison verte?
j'ai pourtant essayer de poser la question à GOD mais il ma dit qu'il ne savait pas?

non, on se voit la sem d'apres a l'aeroport

pfff, nul cet iGod

ok!

olivier dieu m a dit que tu serais a la maison verte demain

Jean, il m'a dit aussi que tu allais bientot me filer, enfin tu sais koi...

et il n a pas menti mais fodrait que tu me pm pour me donner ton adress siouplait

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Leonard
God:
How are you, Leonard.
Me:
I'm fine and you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
I would like to be lucky
God:
Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
I want to be rich
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
because you don't want to help me!
God:
Good reason. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Would you like to give me some money?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Please, give me a bit of luck
God:
Thank you for your request. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
ok do what you like
God:
I forgot what we were talking about. That's interesting.
Me:
I have to repent
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I killed someone
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I also sold drugs
God:
Also? Thanks for the information: Leonard said sold drugs.
Me:
and I'm a thief
God:
You are a thief? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
I like it pretty much
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
my job
God:
Where do you work?
Me:
In hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
it's hard
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
for sure it is
God:
Interesting.
Me:
what is your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
aren't you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you are chatting so fast!
God:
You think I am chatting so fast.
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
have you got a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I'm homosexual
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
would you like to be my man?
God:
No thanks I am happy with who I am.



Jme suis pris un rateau par dieu :'(

J'savais qu'il m'aimait pas...

Normal, le programme est censé être incollable. Mais bon, il a quand même planté alors qu'il s'enlisait:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mark
God:
Glad to see you, Mark.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
Isn't that very old?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Don't you get bored being god?
God:
Computers cannot experience that emotion.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
So you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.
Me:
God is a computer?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me:
But you just said you were a computer

Donc...dieu n'existe pas, si besoin il y avait de le prouver.

Ou plutot dieu ne chat pas sur le net, si besoin était de le prouver

ou vous avez rien de mieux a faire que de discuter avec dieu?`???

si vous voulez un ami essayez celui ci
smarterchild@hotmail.com
c un bot dans le mem style sauf que c sur msn et qu il sait jouer au black jack

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I'am god.
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.